lots and lots of jokes

I am just going to tell jokes today.


Herbert was walking on the beach and saw a bottle, so he rubbed it and out popped a genie.
the genie said to him I will grant you three wishes. the first wish was I would like to be the richest man in the world. poof! the grans of sand turned into lots of gold coins.
my second wish is that I would like to be the strongest man in the world. poof! he had strong muscles. for my third wish I would like to be irresistible to girls. poof! he turned into a Barbie doll.

that is only one joke so I will tell more jokes in other blogs

one sock daniel

sometimes I like to where only one sock.
I don't know why I like to do this, I just do.
how I started this was I had a itch on on my foot so I took my sock off and itched it and never put my sock back on.

I like chocolate milk !!!

My Lego Castle

I got my Lego castle for Christmas.
I have gotten more sets to it for my birthday but I still do not have all of the sets.
I want the sets to the skeletons!!!
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they are now making dwarfs and trolls.
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!
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goodby.

School

Today is the 1st day of school, but my brothers and I are homeschooled.
I like being homeschooled.
I just figured out (my brothers told me) that today we are going on a feildtrip to the DINOSAURE PARK! (on the fist day of school!) :-)

I hope we have fun!

swimming is fun

I like swimming!
We went swimming today. It was so fun!
We are at my grandparents house and we are going to watch the Olimpics soon, so I am going to finnish up.
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I love chocolate milk!

Today

I have nothing to write about today so I will tell you about today.
Today we had to go to the Dentist. I had no cavities, but I need to floss more.
After we went to the dentist Mom tolled us that we could go to Blockbuster and find some movies to rent, and then go to Burger King to have a late breakfast ( the dentist sayed that I could not eat or drink until 10:50, and it was about 10:40. I was starving! ). So we ate and went home. I built a HEROSCAPE board and we played. So now I am typing this, waiting for dad to come home. I love chocolate milk ( I just hade to say that ). Goodbye.

Heroscape Heaven

My brothers and I (Joseph & Ryan)

love to play HEROSCAPE.

I got it for my birthday. It is a board game that

You get get to build the board. That is why the

name is Heroscape, and your people that you

get to to be are people like Spiderman, the Incredible Hulk, and Venom. Ghosts, Dragons

and Vampires. I like chocolate milk.

( I just had to say that)

Heroscape is so fun!

Why is the sky blue?

lets not talk about the sky because in daniels dimension there is no sky, but there is a computer screen, so lets talk why the screen is black.
I do not know why the screen is black so I don't know why I even asked that, so lets tell some jokes insted.

"why did the duck cross the road?
the chicken was on vacation."

the people (me) in daniels dimension do not tell funny jokes.
that is all for today.

Welcome

My name is Daniel and I am excited to have a blog.
When you enter this blog you will leave this world and enter my world - a whole new dimension that was just created.
BEWARE!
And have fun.