lots and lots of jokes

I am just going to tell jokes today.


Herbert was walking on the beach and saw a bottle, so he rubbed it and out popped a genie.
the genie said to him I will grant you three wishes. the first wish was I would like to be the richest man in the world. poof! the grans of sand turned into lots of gold coins.
my second wish is that I would like to be the strongest man in the world. poof! he had strong muscles. for my third wish I would like to be irresistible to girls. poof! he turned into a Barbie doll.

that is only one joke so I will tell more jokes in other blogs